Scetils; Life On The Capricious Scene

Michael Rayner, is the most influential blogger in the history of the world, he has been destroying the hopes and dreams of small children everywhere since 1992. Michael, of ex-Sears catalog hand model fame, now resides for the most part in Belrose, Frenches Forest (RPRZNT); where it is always a pleasant 25.5555556 degrees and sunny. Errol Bumpstead, an 8 year old student at Wildwood Elementary school in Mahtomedi describes Michael's blog as, pretty good if you like that stuff.

Dilemma:
The girl across the road started washing her car in her bikini just as I was going to go sit out the front in the tree and read my book. Now if I go I will look like I’m just their to perv as opposed to sincerely finish off my book, “World War One: A Global Revolution” in my quest to become the most learned motherfucker this side of the Belrose Ghetto and find out, who won World War One. What’s one to do?

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Dilemma:

The girl across the road started washing her car in her bikini just as I was going to go sit out the front in the tree and read my book. Now if I go I will look like I’m just their to perv as opposed to sincerely finish off my book, “World War One: A Global Revolution” in my quest to become the most learned motherfucker this side of the Belrose Ghetto and find out, who won World War One. What’s one to do?

Notes

fromdustintodust said: Watch car wash!
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bellesbutt said: If you get in your bikini, it cancels out the awkward.
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